God, thank you for offering. I'm not sure what I have would even make sense to anyone at this point - probably a large part of my problem so far has been my working method on this one, very scattershot - but if I can get something pulled together by this evening, I may take you up on that. I've been making good progress today, finally, so I'm starting to get hopeful.

And thank you for being so patient! I never intend to be so damn tardy, but like the blinking cursor in your icon... yeah.