Ouch

[thedeadlyhook]

Yeesh, I hate cramps. Hate hate hate them. If this is something I get to confront TPTB about post-this-life... oh, I will definitely have some things to say. If I could wish for a superpower, I think I'd want the ability to beam cramps at people. Nonlethal, but stops your in your tracks like damn. Men, be glad you don't have to deal with this shit.

... but you would if I had my cramp-beaming power. Yes, you would. Customer service with a smile on your face? Right, just try. Jokes about PMS? Of the past, 'cause this shit ain't funny. It effin' hurts. If my power were real, it'd be used for good. Global understanding, baby.

(Grumble grumble clutches stomach)

At least there's more Kolchak on Sci-Fi. Bless their little hearts.

Comments

[monkey-junkey.livejournal.com]

Let's form up a superheroine duo team. I will melt faces. You will beam cramps. We'll be unstoppable, I tell you!

[thedeadlyhook.livejournal.com]

I shall be Cramp Queen. You should be Mistress Melter.

... or is Countess Cramp better?