Oh, believe me, I understand the embarrassment factor - some of the stuff I've read that he's shared at cons is pretty TMI. But then again, I have oversharing friends who throw stuff like that at me on a regular basis, so it all seems pretty familiar. : )

I'm guessing, but I suspect that DB would make me feel more self-conscious were I to meet him in person, with the big and the handsome. JM, probably my biggest worry is that I wouldn't be able to stop thinking something like, "I could bust you in half with my fingers, tiny man."