Oh, god, I hadn't even noticed it was Jason Statham in that movie. That tells me a lot right there - I don't think I've seen him in anything good yet.
Well, there's always Ghosts of Mars. Oh wait, you said "anything good." :-)
And yeah, the fact that the Golden Army itself sucked was a bit of a problem. In hindsight, though, I'm more amused that Albino McSkinnypants declares his intention to rally "All of our people! The good! The bad! The ugly!" And then the rest of the goblin race reacts with complete and total indifference. "Yeah, that's great. Look, I gotta move a couple dozen crates of tooth fairies here, and then I have to go see this guy in Jersey about a magic cauldron. Good luck with that fairy rebellion and all. Break a leg."
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Well, there's always Ghosts of Mars. Oh wait, you said "anything good." :-)
And yeah, the fact that the Golden Army itself sucked was a bit of a problem. In hindsight, though, I'm more amused that Albino McSkinnypants declares his intention to rally "All of our people! The good! The bad! The ugly!" And then the rest of the goblin race reacts with complete and total indifference. "Yeah, that's great. Look, I gotta move a couple dozen crates of tooth fairies here, and then I have to go see this guy in Jersey about a magic cauldron. Good luck with that fairy rebellion and all. Break a leg."