So Totally Automatic
May. 11th, 2007 08:13 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
thedeadlyhookOh, this is just TOO funny. ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
shadowscast had a post about using MS Word's Autosummary function to pull up 100-word drabbles from long fics that are so Dada that it's absolutely inspiring. Of course I had to try it. Witness:
Buffy sighed. Buffy snorted.
Buffy shrugged. C'mon, Buffy. Buffy blurted. "Spike! Buffy winced.
Buffy blared. Buffy blanched. "Spike? Spike sighed. Buffy stared at Spike. Buffy laughed. Reeling, Buffy stumbled into Spike. Buffy swallowed. "Buffy? "Buffy?" Not Spike. "Yeah," Spike said. Buffy screamed.
Spike snorted.
Buffy sighed. Because Spike… Oh, Spike. Spike said. Buffy hissed. "Spike?" "You're Spike?" Buffy sighed, annoyed. Buffy echoed. Buffy rolled her eyes. Spike's eyes had never left Buffy's. Buffy hesitated. Buffy rolled her eyes. "No," Buffy laughed. Buffy blinked. "Buffy..."
Talking about Spike. Hurricane Buffy. Buffy stared. "Buffy? Spike's alive.
"Spike you're..." "Buffy?"
That's just... beautiful. Right down to the poetic pauses.
The part of me that's a little insane could feed text into this program all day long.
Technology rocks.
shadowscast had a post about using MS Word's Autosummary function to pull up 100-word drabbles from long fics that are so Dada that it's absolutely inspiring. Of course I had to try it. Witness: Buffy sighed. Buffy snorted.
Buffy shrugged. C'mon, Buffy. Buffy blurted. "Spike! Buffy winced.
Buffy blared. Buffy blanched. "Spike? Spike sighed. Buffy stared at Spike. Buffy laughed. Reeling, Buffy stumbled into Spike. Buffy swallowed. "Buffy? "Buffy?" Not Spike. "Yeah," Spike said. Buffy screamed.
Spike snorted.
Buffy sighed. Because Spike… Oh, Spike. Spike said. Buffy hissed. "Spike?" "You're Spike?" Buffy sighed, annoyed. Buffy echoed. Buffy rolled her eyes. Spike's eyes had never left Buffy's. Buffy hesitated. Buffy rolled her eyes. "No," Buffy laughed. Buffy blinked. "Buffy..."
Talking about Spike. Hurricane Buffy. Buffy stared. "Buffy? Spike's alive.
"Spike you're..." "Buffy?"
That's just... beautiful. Right down to the poetic pauses.
The part of me that's a little insane could feed text into this program all day long.
Technology rocks.
