DirtyBadWrong!

I wish I could think of some occasion to refer to the title of one of my latest pieces of spam mail, FiLLherTunnelTight, because it's just so darn fun-nee, but I guess just coming out and saying it is the best I can do. And oh, TeeVee in the background playing that Clint Eastwood/Shirley Maclaine movie Two Mules for Sister Sara, and the Clint character just piped up with "well, that's better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick," which also happens to be one of my dad's signature sayings. Haw. He's got a variant, too, that something is "better than a kick in the foot," which for some reason strikes me as even more hilarious.

Still working on the next chappy of my William story - as I get closer to the end of things, I inevitably tend to slow down due to extreme pickiness, and I think this one has maybe two chapters left to it. I feel some shame over not doing a better job of contributing to the surreal little exercise of Rabbit Hole Day (I'd planned a nice little Buffy dream sequence for "Does It Have to Mean Something?" that unfortunately didn't come together in time), but it's so unusual for me to post seven chapters of something in four days that I'll give myself a pass there.

And now, just because it has to be done. (Beware of extreme airing of ISSUES.) ( Wasn't That Just A VERY SPECIAL EPISODE of Smallville? )